Where Have I been? Conclusion

You've waited all week to find out where I was those 3 weeks I stopped posting. I've made you look at all the places I haven't been so now I can finally tell you where I was.

I was in hell. Let me clarify that. I was in idea hell. I could not think of a single funny idea to post here. This is how I spent my time.

Ok, so perhaps I didn't spend all my time doing that. Here's a more comprehensive break down of how I spent my time.

It wasn't all doom and gloom. I did learn a few things:

• I can walk quite well even when dizzy. 
• There are tons of Becky Gabriels out there.
• Re-watching music videos by The Lonely Island never gets old.
• Spinning too much makes you sick.
• My twitter photo is number 2 on the Google images search page.
• The Buttery Biscuit Base (Masterchef) mash up song is awesome.
• Talking dogs and cats falling over are freaking hilarious even after the 10th watch.
• The dog gets scared when I spin around in the swivel chair.
• You shouldn't try to grind on a skateboard if you value your crotch.

Told you it wasn't that exciting.

Where have I been? Part 4

Where have I been? Well I can confirm that I absolutely have not been on tour with Lady Gaga.

Where have I been? Part 3

I can honestly say that when I disappeared for a few weeks I was not scaling Mount Everest.

Where have I been? Part 2

Following on from yesterday, I can confirm that I have not been exploring ancient ruins looking for treasure.

Where have I been?

I disappeared for a few weeks so it only seems right that I tell you what was going on. In the interest of spinning this subject out for a whole week, I think it's best we start by looking at where I haven't been.

Today I can confirm that I wasn't in an octopus's garden, in the shade.

Relationship week (3 weeks late!)

Perhaps you're wondering where I've been. Or maybe you don't really care. Either way I'll be explaining what went wrong next week with drawings, diagrams and pie charts.

For now I'm going to post a drawing I did a few weeks ago that features Lion and Lemon. In case you were wondering, Lion is based on my boyfriend and Lemon is based on me. The reason we're a lion and a lemon comes from the Kevin Smith film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It's the Good Will Hunting 2 scene where Ben Affleck and Matt Damon yell "lion face, lemon face" at each other. If you've seen it it'll all make sense, if not I recommend you watch it because it's a funny film.

We adopted it as a catch phrase somehow and it's just stuck. He's very lion like in real life thanks to his lazy ass scratching and big fury mane. I'm more lemon like in that I grow bigger year round and am so very bitter.

What makes this comic and the one before it (found here) even better is that it's all true. These events have happened. I'm thinking of making them regulars but we'll see how many funny things happen to me and Mark over the next few weeks.