Today's post actually happened a few nights ago. The cat had been out in the rain and wouldn't come in when we called him before we went to bed. As soon as our heads touched the pillow the damn cat was at the door meowing like a banshee.
We had to let him in, if only to prevent annoying the neighbours even more than we already do. I went downstairs, let the idiot in and ran off back to bed before I got frostbite.
Ten minutes later and there's an almighty crash downstairs. Hmmm, wonder what caused that? Seconds later the cat starts meowing AGAIN: presumably at whatever item had the nerve to crash to the floor when he touched it.
It got to the point that we knew one of us had to go see what he'd destroyed, and I let him in so it was Mark's turn to deal with him. He got downstairs to find the cat "hiding" in this position.
Yes, the cat is so amazingly stupid that he forget to put his arse down when hiding behind a table. It's a good job he looks cute because thinking's not his thing!
So, in conclusion, if you have a tail, watch where you're hiding.
PS. He'd knocked over the pile of wood for the fire in case you were wondering. Didn't want to leave you hanging.

This is classic cat behavior, I assure you.
ReplyDeleteIt appears all cats are crap at hide and seek. I'll have to post the rest of his crazy antics and see if he really is as dumb as we think.
ReplyDeleteNice picture!
ReplyDeleteThere are some cats that are pros at hiding. Like when they ambush you as you walk by when before, you had no clue they was even there!
ReplyDeletei like when they knock the christmas tree over then come rub on your legs while you are trying to put it back up like they didnt do it.
ReplyDeleteThat tail is like a pointer "Here I am, down here!" Funny and true!
ReplyDelete@R Thank you.
ReplyDelete@Workingdan Our cat used to do that. He'd bite my legs for good measure too...little shit!
@Mrs. Workingdan We've banned Christmas trees for that reason. He sees it as a personal challenge :)
@Mark I'm amazed he chose to hide behind something blue rather than the brown sofa that would at least offer some camouflage???