Where Have I been? Conclusion

You've waited all week to find out where I was those 3 weeks I stopped posting. I've made you look at all the places I haven't been so now I can finally tell you where I was.

I was in hell. Let me clarify that. I was in idea hell. I could not think of a single funny idea to post here. This is how I spent my time.

Ok, so perhaps I didn't spend all my time doing that. Here's a more comprehensive break down of how I spent my time.

It wasn't all doom and gloom. I did learn a few things:

• I can walk quite well even when dizzy. 
• There are tons of Becky Gabriels out there.
• Re-watching music videos by The Lonely Island never gets old.
• Spinning too much makes you sick.
• My twitter photo is number 2 on the Google images search page.
• The Buttery Biscuit Base (Masterchef) mash up song is awesome.
• Talking dogs and cats falling over are freaking hilarious even after the 10th watch.
• The dog gets scared when I spin around in the swivel chair.
• You shouldn't try to grind on a skateboard if you value your crotch.

Told you it wasn't that exciting.

Where have I been? Part 4

Where have I been? Well I can confirm that I absolutely have not been on tour with Lady Gaga.

Where have I been? Part 3

I can honestly say that when I disappeared for a few weeks I was not scaling Mount Everest.